January 2011
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Me: wow she's so intense.
Z: yeah like a female Cameron.
Me: who?
Z: that guy that came on my jeans.
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You could shoot both of her eyes with one bullet cause they’re so close...
– Tim
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I was only just in Newcastle :( →
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Omg I just saw a blind man jaywalk purposely?
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Things a drug fucked transvestite said to me...
liquoricenights:
Well i was getting pizza at bimbos yesterday when a completely fucked, 50+ year old transvestite climbed over our table and started trying to talk to us.
Let’s call this thing….it. Here are some highlights
IT: “Did you know i’ve been in solitary confinement for 200 years.” IT: “Do you ever ask yourself a question, then you say it out loud, then someone appears and tells you...
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December 2010
14 posts