December 2009
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The stripper I made friends with on Saturday night...
(via nicoleok)
Holy shit, she’s the same age as us? I put money in her stockings…..
Dearest friends, family, foes, and fans, The time has come for all of us to hail a false prophet and make promises we won’t keep due to our calender rolling over. Be kind and treat your fellow man with delicate hands. Smile when you’re family smiles, and know that our hearts are with you. We hope this December season treats you kindly and respectfully. Yours forever always, Black Lips.
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I’d make poison darts out of the poison off deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself, you’ll be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.
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poisonwolf:
you know about my t-shirt with the beetroot and rocket stain on it? well i soaked it in cold water and washing powder and the stains are completely gone! i think it’s invincible. i used to think that this white t-shirt i got in singapore for $6 with paddington bear on it was invincible, cause i used to always wear it when i did messy stuff, but it never stained. i was peeling gross...
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I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song. I don’t listen to pop music.
– Miley Cyrus.