December 2008
86 posts
OH HOLIDAYS WHERE ARE YOU.
There’s this incessant guy I work with who every day, when he leaves, his parting message is “rock n roll” just before he gets into the lift. Yeah fair enough, cool, that’s your ‘thing’ but you know you look and sound like the biggest fuckwit ever when you say it? I mean he wears Polo Ralph Lauren shirts on casual friday, what the shit do you know about rock and...
I hope your all watching C.R.A.Z.Y on SBS right now. I’m guessing your not, so go watch it. Just for the Bowie scene alone. This is like the fourth time i’ve seen it and it’s just as perfect as the first.
Mother's Stance on Carols Changes in Twenty...
Me: I just really really hate those carols by candlelight things.
Mum: Oh that's just a stage you're going through. You end up liking them.
Me: I really doubt it. Look how boring they are.
Mum: Well, I mean I find them deadly boring as well.
Me: You just said you like them?
Mum: I think I pretend too. I'm not sure.
My mother and I drove past a church on the way to the family house tonight and I guess they had carols on cause they had three proper camels with guys riding them, wearing fuck off robes made out of purple velvet and silk with turbans etc. I just started laughing so hard and took a photo on my phone. Also I told my mum I hated Christmas carols and she just pretended to not hear me. That’s...
All I’ve done today is watch Neil Young videos on youtube and google things like “toad up close and personal”. I got a picture frame as a secret santa present also. Wow. I’m living life to the max.
POSTING NEVEREVERLAND + SUNDAY NIGHT PICTURES REAL SOON. DON’T WORRY THERE’S NOT TOO MANY, EVERYONE (ME) LOOKS LIKE A GREMLIN IN MOST SO I’M KEEPING THEM ON THE LOW DOWN.
How sad and pathetic some people are astounds me to the point where I just have to laugh. And all I have to say to those people right now is honestly, you’re going to reap just what you sow.
Things I'm bringing home from work that I did not...
-A large bottle of Tanqueray Gin
-Disco Bloodbath by James St James
-The Outsiders by S.E Hinton
-100ml bottle of Marc Jacobs by Marc Jacobs
-A pink and white lace tie up bolero.
-My Animal Collective CD that I thought I lost.
I’m now trying to see how long I can do my job today with only one arm.
I’m more excited about cocktails than Hercules And Love Affair.
– Me. Saturday is gonna be pretty good.
Fox in a fish tank is my favourite. →
Franklin: My name is Judge. G.O.B.: Who’s name is Judge? Franklin: My name is G.O.B.: That’s a silly name. Franklin: Judge. My name G.O.B.: Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly. Franklin: Is G.O.B.: Oh, now you’re correcting my grammar? Michael: Gob, not going to put Franklin on the stand, and your lips are moving just a little bit. Franklin: Judge. G.O.B.: He’s right, his name is Judge now.
You know, even though I had to wear that stupid...
doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou:
I have been trying to improve my posture ALL DAY and it is so tiring. Is there some quick fix? A brace or something? What about my crazy surgical options?
“I’m just hunching cause i’m cold okay!” -Nicole, yesterday.