(Source: fuckyeahgumtree)

"My last time was really bad. Did I tell you about it? I ran behind the bar in gpo and was like “can I help anyone?” talking to the people wanting drinks and then the staff behind the bar started yelling at me and I knocked over a huge bin full of glass bottles and glass smashed everywhere then I was being yelled at by so many people so I ran away and hid. That’s all I remember of that night. Since then… no drinking!"

theonion:

Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them

theonion:

Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them

never forget

never forget

(Source: teenagenicks)

michael-barr:

Perfectly acceptable vanilla sponge with lemon frosting. #adventuretime #lemongrab (at the Dandy Kingdom 👑)

michael-barr:

Perfectly acceptable vanilla sponge with lemon frosting.
#adventuretime #lemongrab (at the Dandy Kingdom 👑)

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realitytvgifs:

I love Dance Moms

realitytvgifs:

I love Dance Moms

(Source: headlikeanorange, via ameliac)

leonardodicrapio:

leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

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bitchfriction:

mariahcareygif:

Why you so obsessed with me?

Requested by Umbrendan X

mariah taught me

bsreport:

Ray.

bsreport:

Ray.

(via steaktumblr)

puredadd:

monsterpussy:

no one does it like mariah

Tru

(Source: themariahcarey)

straightwhiteboystexting:

fuckyeahmasterchef:

WHY DOES MASTERCHEF HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING GRAPHIC

fuckyeahmasterchef:

WHY DOES MASTERCHEF HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING GRAPHIC

(Source: realitytvgifs)