"My last time was really bad. Did I tell you about it? I ran behind the bar in gpo and was like “can I help anyone?” talking to the people wanting drinks and then the staff behind the bar started yelling at me and I knocked over a huge bin full of glass bottles and glass smashed everywhere then I was being yelled at by so many people so I ran away and hid. That’s all I remember of that night. Since then… no drinking!"
Perfectly acceptable vanilla sponge with lemon frosting.
#adventuretime #lemongrab (at the Dandy Kingdom 👑)
I love Dance Moms
leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it
Why you so obsessed with me?
Requested by Umbrendan X
mariah taught me
WHY DOES MASTERCHEF HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING GRAPHIC